Some teams have a pretty tough time at Trivia Night. The questions are generally pretty hard, and some weeks are worse than others. There are teams who deal with this by submitting joke answers, teams who try to bribe me for points (successfully!), and teams who argue that Montana actually IS the capital of Nebraska, and I’m an idiot. Then, there’s these guys.
After a few questions, #I’mTrending weren’t feeling confident that they were winning. With no loose change or candy around with which to bribe me, they tried appealing to my carnal desires:
Joke’s on them, though; I already own a lot of napkins.
Next, they tried to demonstrate to me what a good, achievable question could be:
Since the questions didn’t get any easier, they decided to show me what a fool I looked like:
Mockery then turned into threats:
That led to crazier threats. I don’t even HAVE a dog:
Finally, they gave up altogether and showed me that they didn’t need my stupid little trivia bullshit, they could come up with lots of games to play on their own: